February 2, 2010
A man has been terrified of power lines since he was a child. Because of his phobia, he rarely leaves the house. One winter’s day he wakes up and realizes that he is out of milk. This forces him to go outside to the supermarket. He walks on the sidewalk looking suspiciously at the power lines overhead. As he crosses the street to approach the store, a wire snaps and scrapes the ground before his feet, barely missing him. He heaves a huge sigh of relief and makes his way into the store. As he walks under the awning an icicle falls on his head and kills him.
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